johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Can This Marriage Be Saved?

Knowing when to end a long-term relationship starts with knowing why things aren't working.

In this "Can This Marriage Be Saved?" article, she says he flirts too much, and he says she's overly jealous.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2023

Tiny-Cans

When you show up to the party with 330Ml cans of Heineken beer, your new name is "Tiny-Cans".

Hey Tiny-Cans! How about you drink a regular sized beer?!

by T1cK June 24, 2016

Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.

"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."

by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018

We can do whatever we want

Yes, we can. And nobody would ever know anything.

We can do whatever we want. Manipulate whoever we want. Dumfuqs

by WorseThanHitler November 11, 2020

Open a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I had to open a can of stew so bad that I went all over the teacher's desk.

by Jenko Jarkin November 20, 2013

pussy in the can

when niggas act like pussys

man chill with allat pussy in the can ass sh*t

by bigpwaybitch July 27, 2023