Mumkey Tom

A simple gorilla tag player, who complains every two seconds about delay

Mumkey Tom: OH FOR GOD SAKE I HATE LAG

Everyone else: Bro we just tagged you chill

by Creamy beans May 1, 2022

Tom Parky

Tom Parky is sweet like butter. He even has a hit single "Sweet like butter". You can download it on iTunes or listen to it on Spotify. He is also Earlswood's manager.

Tom Parky is sweet like butter.

by Gary on Holiday January 5, 2022

Unknown Tom

A Middle Aged Man; An Unidentifiable Furry Object

Catchphrase: "I am the bean man, my toes are made of beans"

Father: Oh my, you wippersnapping UNKNOWN TOM

Son: Thank you my griddy good father

by Unknown Tom May 23, 2023

Tom Felton

may have been very hot in Harry Potter

males by the name of Blake and Nolan can imitate his look

Tom Felton is another name in the industry used to teach us that temptations lose their power

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Tom Harkin

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

tom wiggo

Absolute cunt

You heard about Tom wiggo? He's an absolute cunt

by The man, the myth, the hero February 18, 2018

Tom

Short goes to Fairfield and is really small and so is his wood

Girl:hey tom
Tom:hey want to go out
Girl:ewww no your wood is tiny

by George burd October 22, 2019