Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
by Gogie January 9, 2023

by PahHHah September 2, 2020

A guy who would offer people with money so he can suck their dick. Won't stop until dick I saggy like old men's dick. Most people decline this offer.
by Sam Dequidt May 9, 2016

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.
by 9692907 April 23, 2022

I love Sam, Sam is so fucking epic.
by Kai.femboi May 23, 2021
