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uncle sammed

When in the presence of several bitches you point to one and says I WANT YOU.
Price: yo these bitches are almost here.
Me: yea man its gonna be great!
(Bitches arrive)
Price: (points at the blonde) I WANT YOU!!
Me: you just got uncle sammed.
by pancakes and bacon July 24, 2016
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The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
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Scoot sam

Scoot Sam is a very famous fortnitian who is the proud owner of scoot clan
Damn it's a scoot Sam

How cool
by PahHHah September 2, 2020
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Justin Sam

by Justin Sam November 23, 2021
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sam dequidt

A guy who would offer people with money so he can suck their dick. Won't stop until dick I saggy like old men's dick. Most people decline this offer.
Sam dequidt: "I'll give you £50 if you let me suck your dick until saggy".

Other: Suck yourself.
by Sam Dequidt May 9, 2016
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Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.
Oh no look its sam!
by 9692907 April 23, 2022
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Sam

My favorit person, hes so amazing, I love him sm. I cant wait to meet him<3
I love Sam, Sam is so fucking epic.
by Kai.femboi May 23, 2021
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