Jäger Brain

When you are doing something so stupid people think you're drunk on Jägermeister

Jäger Brain Meister

by RoseRed669 January 27, 2023

Drifter’s Brain

A term coined by the shared phenomenon that people who work in tech desire to quit their jobs and go live in the woods or return to nature. The idea that what tech work involves is so physically opposed to what we do as humans, that it compels us to change our lives dramatically and go live in the woods.

Shannon? She’s been here for 5 years already— she must have Drifter’s Brain by now.

by Rosemoth March 14, 2021

Brain

The part of the body that really doesnt know what it wants

Person: *plays some games/watches some videos*

Brain: "you should really do some work, you fatass"

Person: *starts doing some work*

Brain: "woah now, you need to take a break you workaholic"

Person: *takes brain out of skull*

Person: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?!"

by KenternII October 18, 2021

Nigger Brain

The tendency for a normally smart and well-adjusted black American to suddenly and inexplicably become hostile or incapable of rational thought. Often happens during puberty or during their late teens/early 20's. Once afflicted, the symptoms tend to be irreversible. Symptoms include becoming hyper religious, falling for black nationalist rhetoric, becoming physically violent, throwing away close friendships with anyone who isn't dumb and ignorant, and generally giving black Americans as a whole a bad name.

Bill: Yo, you hear what happened to Karmelo?

Kai: I haven't heard from him in years. Dude was always pretty chill and fun to hang out with. What happened?

Bill: He got a bad case of nigger brain. Stabbed a kid at a track meet out of nowhere for no reason.

Kai: You serious? Bro, what is up with all these cases of nigger brain? Is it an actual disease or something?

Bill: Must be. We all know he's not the only young black person to flip their lid and go crazy over nothing out of nowhere.

by YouKnowItsReal May 29, 2025

brain

is gone

very very VERY gone
also brain is an acronym for head

by zaximous November 30, 2021

mortar brain

A lack of brain cells; a type of disease that causes extreme unintelligence

Gee, Matthew sure has a bad case of mortar brain. I heard he got a D on the math text.

by Jmuss729472 November 7, 2017

Brain Drain

Brain drain:

When someone receives every written or spoken phrase as having a possible sexual reference or meaning.

When your mind is in the gutter; pervasive dirty thoughts or usually sexual in nature.

"Sorry, I've got non-stop brain drain today."

by JB21007 March 7, 2023