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It comes from the word Semite. Semite is someone who for the fear of people misused by lie the Jewish God. To semite a girl is to have intercourse with her, while thinking of a man.
John: So how was it last night, did you give Sonya some good time?
Steve: Well, yes, I semitted her by way of Paul.
John: Let me tell you, to semite is to commit a sin.
by koldlok October 1, 2012
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buffalo semen

Ed dye is a buffalo semen
'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'
by Jesusballs May 27, 2014
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hype semius gladapus

Scientific name for a Togo ramikin
Put the sauce in a hype semius gladapus
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global seminar

Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.
Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."
by sonastysorude April 21, 2015
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Dream-Seminated

When you have a sexual thought or dream about some one and they some how know.
Girl: did I get "Dream-Seminated"?
Guy: what? Well...
Girl: I'm gassy and bloated all of a sudden for no reason.
Guy: I dreamt of you all night.
by RG2301 June 22, 2016
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funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
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dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.
Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.
by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017
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