A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.
“Bro, why is your Roblox bio still ‘Mexican Autism Powered Pet’?”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
“Same reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep—some mysteries are better left unsolved.”
by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025
Get the Mexican Autism Powered Petmug. Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*
Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”
by integrandpiano December 1, 2023
Get the Power Crymug. Clint is such a power dork. He watches Fantasy Football podcasts 24/7 and dominates his $10 Fantasy Football league every year.
by SammyUtah November 13, 2023
Get the Power Dorkmug. Crystal Power is an absolute legend. She is drop dead gorgeous and deserves the world and more. She has such a kind heart and is such an amazing best friend and is very likeable but prefers to stick to a small group of people. She is shy but do not underestimate her. She is powerful and can do anything she puts her mind to. She is an amazing singer and will blow your socks off with her talent. If you ever meet a Crystal Power, treat her like the queen she is and do not disrespect her. She is specially talented and gifted in singing (of course) maths, English and pretty much everything she does. Do not forget that she is absolutely stunning.
Person 1: Hey who's that girl singing over there?
Person 2: That's Crystal Power
Person 1: She's so pretty, and amazing at singing
Person 2: I know right, and shes such a kind-hearted person
Person 1: I'd love to get to know her
Person 2: That's Crystal Power
Person 1: She's so pretty, and amazing at singing
Person 2: I know right, and shes such a kind-hearted person
Person 1: I'd love to get to know her
by MrMorocco November 3, 2020
Get the Crystal Powermug. Held every October 30th. A day celebrating power bottoms and their contribution to the gay community. Tops often celebrate this day by gifting their favorite power bottom(s) their favorite lube.
Karl gifted his favorite bottom a jar of coconut oil on International Power Bottom Appreciation Day.
by gdiz916 October 14, 2024
Get the International Power Bottom Appreciation Daymug. Vanessa is such a Teasier, shes been Power Teasing me all night. She's been stroking my inner thigh under the table.
Mark: Winne was stroking me all night, but wouldn't do anything more. Its so frustrating!
Kyle: Sounds like she was Power Teasing you, and making you take the next move.
Mark: Winne was stroking me all night, but wouldn't do anything more. Its so frustrating!
Kyle: Sounds like she was Power Teasing you, and making you take the next move.
by Soulcipher April 12, 2022
Get the Power Teasingmug. by justletmehaveanamealready November 3, 2021
Get the Link take my power Link: NYERKmug.