internal penis

Used to focus on and hold the urine in, when a person or persons must urinate very badly.

I must use my internal penis to contain my urine in before I get home.
Best used when going somewhere in your car, and there is no where to stop to urinate, your internal penis will never fail... trust me

by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

penis musician

The act of giving oral sex to a male!

"you'r such a penis musician", your so gay you penis musician.

by canogreatstuff September 17, 2006

Innie Penis

Where you push the tip of your penis inside of your skin around it the skin around it closes over it. Usually done out of boredom or as a creative way to masturbate.

Joe: Dude, I was really bored yesterday.

Bob: How so?

Joe: I don't know, no one to hang out with. I was SO bored I started doing an innie penis.

Bob: You never were the best with friends Joe.

Joe: I know.

by Mikiflyr February 6, 2014

Penis points

Unintentional bonus points given to someone of the male gender for being a person of male gender, typically used in dance competitions, exams, etc.

That dance has two boys... that’s double the penis points!

by Shesaidcyal8erboi April 17, 2019

Penis Puke

A term to describe semen.

'Did you see stu's trousers? They were like totally covered in penis puke'

'Oh my god dude, I saw Gemma bend over the other day and next thing I know my pants were full of penis puke'

Gemma: 'Eeeew Stu! You have a big white stain on the front of your trousers that defintley looks like penis puke...'
Stu: 'ITS TOOTHPASTE I SWEAR!!!'

by gogo87 March 6, 2012

pickled penis

when a man has screwed too long his penis looks like a pickle.

pickled penis has been known too happen to men who can last longer than 15 minutes so its a good thing, not a bad thing. ever seen your fingers after you've been in the bath too long

by madeyoulooklikeafoolhaha January 2, 2012

internet penis

Internet Penis: This is an expression that obviously means sonebody's "penis" over the internet. Somebody might order an internet penis, or use one to, say, wave it in someones face in online gaming.

Email: Helo Tomothy, due u wunt a bigger pen15? click hear<---

..........2 minutes later........
Ding Dong.......

Timmy: Ha! My internet penis is here! Hey Regular penis! Guess what? *Shun*

by ZuumTec October 26, 2006