"back in my day, we didn't have internet porn, all we had were picasso titties and the sears catalog."
by RaffyAlooGobi March 26, 2010
When titties look bigger than they really are. Most often due to the manner in which the titties are dressed/displayed.
Dude, i was so bummed when she took her shirt off, total optical allusion titties, they were tiny.
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
"yeah, there not that big, there optical allusion titties" - Mello
by T-sett September 22, 2009
by DaRoad July 31, 2022
Hey Hannah I can see your titty rack strap!
I need a new titty rack, my titties outgrew all my other ones!
I need a new titty rack, my titties outgrew all my other ones!
by NiggerTheFigger November 30, 2019
In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.
by jehjeh3711 August 09, 2022
by Brassket June 12, 2021
by Jarvis Jickleson February 01, 2021