National Titty Grab Day

A day in which it is perfectly acceptable to grab a person's tits.

Him: * grabs her tits *
Her: "WTF, THAT'S TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE¡
Him:" it's national titty grab day, chill tf out"
Her: "ohhhhh, okay, fair enough then, grab 'em all you like"

by DatBoi9000 May 26, 2018

National Blowjob Day

April 12 is national blowjob day

Oh it's April 12 I'm going to give him a blowjob because it's national blowjob day

by blowjobmaster 23 April 11, 2019

national doggystyle day

the national doggystyle day falls on the 27th of december. It´s to celebrate one of the if not the most famous sex of positions.

I gave my boyfriend a late christmas gift on the, National doggystyle day.

by dinmammabre November 25, 2021

National blowjob day

National Blowjob Day
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on January 18th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.

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"Yo how's your june 9"

"Good since I got head from my girlfrined for national blowjob day"

by Beronica johnstein January 18, 2020

national public school

The best school in India, possibly the world

Example, national public school is the world champion in crushing children's hopes of not becoming a doctor or engineer.

by NPS_Student December 11, 2020

National kissing day

April 22 every year is National Kissing day. Go up to anyone and give them a kiss. If they get angry just explain its National kissing day.

Kiss someone and if they get mad tell them it’s National Kissing Day.

by National Kissing Day April 11, 2019

National Ditch Day

November 1st (The day after Halloween) A Day where you do not go to school or work so you can stay out late on Halloween to party and not be hungover the next morning

Yo Tomorrow's national ditch day what's the move tonight.

by Ditch king October 28, 2019