Jake Stuff

I wanted to leave work early so I did

I had some Jake Stuff come up so I had to dip.

by JakeStuff June 6, 2023

duck the jakes

Around common word for Ducking the laws!

Say bro I’m cooling in the cut tryna duck the jakes!

by Cino May 28, 2022

Jake

the legendary Jake from flamingos diemart video where he killed Jake in Roblox with a sword a second or two later a loud bang was heard and the king truely felt fear for the first time

all right; satisfactory.
"everything was jake again"

by airpods203040 June 5, 2024

Jake

Jake is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever become mates with a Jake keep them. if you lose them its gonna hurt.

Your mates with jake, dont lose him

by b.r.y.o.n.y January 22, 2021

Jake

Cake

Cake Jake!

by Ollie0312 January 24, 2022

Jake

A guy that's a kleptomaniac, but is the bestest fucking guy when he can be. He will insult you sometimes but will be really kind and sweet with you when you need it. He is always there for you and will fight anyone that offends you. Everyone needs a Jake in their life to have a wild time, and to just chill with too. He's so lovable but crazy, he will kiss your hand when you are sad and slap ya bum when you're happy.

I just got kissed and slapped at the same time?!
Yeah that's a Jake

by suckmystickywilly November 21, 2021

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025