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ren-ho-vations

A women who will sleep with a skilled trade/ contractor in the hopes of getting extra work done. Then, cuts them loose once the project is done.
Neighbor#1:wow! Cathys house looks amazing! How could she afford all that work! There must have been half a dozen guys working on that day and night!

Neighbor #2: it cost her $1,000, she can’t walk, and she’s knocked up! But, those Ren-ho-vations added $100,000 to the value of her house!
Neighbor #1: yeah, I’m not sure my husband would go for that! But, I’ll see how he feels about getting the porch done!
by Mynameisntshmuley February 9, 2021
mugGet the ren-ho-vationsmug.

ho

a garden tool (don't get it mixed up with hoe)
by lolthatbitchjosie February 4, 2023
mugGet the homug.

Longsword Ho

a shakespearian word, which is an endearing term to call your wife who needs to hand you a weapon
hand me my longsword ho!”
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 14, 2022
mugGet the Longsword Homug.

ho-pair

The au pair your husband fucks on the side - also known as a "homewrecker." She destroys your entire life lickety split with her stank ass cooch.
"Hey - my ex husband just got engaged to the ho-pair! I think I'll get them a white picket fence as a wedding gift!"
by doc-on-a-bike March 20, 2016
mugGet the ho-pairmug.

snorkel a ho

Well you see you put the snorkel in there and then you...
First one to snorkel a ho gets to fuck Billy's non 1st
by Fatty Boomba September 21, 2021
mugGet the snorkel a homug.

Whoa ho

A melancholy expression asking the world, the universe, and life to slow down and stop.
She sat down and thought about all the tragedy and endless stress going on around her, and not wanting anything else to come and add to it, she let out a sigh and said "Whoa ho".
by Arche Logos December 23, 2020
mugGet the Whoa homug.

Traveling Ho

Random 17 year old ho that shows up at a 21st year olds birthday party, and gets taken to the police station to get picked up by her parents at 2 AM.
We still don’t know that traveling ho’s name...BITCH.
by travelinghos October 1, 2011
mugGet the Traveling Homug.

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