happy grease

Pre-cum

When you get jerked you become happy therefore you let loose you naturally occurring lubricant know as pre-cum or happy grease

"When she jerked me, I let out my happy grease so she could live my dick up!"

by Fappypotatopancake February 19, 2015

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Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

by Manilikemusic November 30, 2020

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When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.

"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died

by TheTrueGod666 August 06, 2022

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A: I have Happy Wheels Humor.
B: Are you like.. making shit up? What the fuck?
A: Oh my god, you do, too!

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When daddy ask you to play Santa, but you walk away so he fallows you outside and she’s a Christmas tree up your ass.

After Frank was asked to play Santa he went outside so daddy says he’s getting a happy raindeer.

by Theone981 December 25, 2017

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Sometimes you can be la happy or sometimes you can be la sad

"You can be la happy or your can be la sad"

Pyrocynical

by I like pepsi max October 01, 2023

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Sometimes you can be la happy or sometimes your can be la sad

"Sometimes you can be la happy or sometimes you can be la sad"

Pyrocynical

by I like pepsi max October 01, 2023

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