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green light goblin

a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin yesterday, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
by Überschwanz February 28, 2007
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john deere green

Hey Bubba, got any of that John Deere green?
by GreenQueen94 April 10, 2017
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Green Jelly Beans

"Yo man, you got any of those green jelly beans?"
by Sittin' Easy January 17, 2009
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Green Hope High

99.9% of all kids do drugs, whether its weed, heroine, or rubber cement. Yet somehow they all have 6.7 GPAs. By far the most dominating school in wake county in all aspects. GH reigns in soccer, football, basketball, cross country, lacrosse and every other sport that counts. Rivals Cary and Apex rule at only one thing, gay sex.
Green Hope Students
John: hey u wanna go inject ourselves with whatever i can find in my kitchen?
Jack: yea sure, then we can study, i only have 98% in AP Calc.
Cary Students
Fag1: hey u wanna go stick road flares up each others asses?
Fag2: yea sure but can i invite Fag3 too, i promised him we'd do something involving our assholes and large objects.
Fag1: yea, then we can look through garbage cans for spare change.
by my ass or caryhigh? April 30, 2005
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Hopkin Green Frog

An autistic boy's stuffed green frog by the name of 'Hopkins' (thats the name McDonalds gave it when they included stuffed toys with Kids Meal advertising Animal Alley) that supposedly run away.
Rumor has it he just lost the frog. Anyway, soon after he was posting drawn signs that look like a kid drew it. An internet site , lostfrog.org, is a tribute to this autistic 16 year old's frog. Its kinda dumb though.
Him name is Hopkin Green Frog. If I Looking for frog, I'd find my frog. Who took my frog? Who Found my frog? - You could tell right off he sounded autisitic! *Love Terry*
by Frogger May 2, 2005
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Green-O-Ween

The modern version of St. Patricks Day has become a festival of young loud drunk people dressed in a variety of green clothing. Much like Halloween, March 17th has become "Green-O-Ween"!
Better get your flare ready for Green-O-Ween!
by wallytour March 17, 2008
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Green Day Elite

1. A very stupid ranking in the Green Day fandom. Most of the time, this ranking is self-proclaimed.

2. A person who hates newer Green Day fans for not having the luck to know the band earlier(which would be before the American Idiot/Warning era).

3. A person feeling more special and superior than any other Green Day fan. He or she, most of the time, would generalize everything, and claim to be open minded and smart.

4. Someone very proud to be a Green Day fan.
by Brightnegativity July 29, 2008
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