double feature

A double feature occurs when two partners simultaneously ejaculate.

“How did it go with your date last night?”

“It was awesome, we ended the night with a double feature!”

by Whora July 10, 2019

Double Gasser

When you are getting a blow job and you have both hands on her head. You squeeze her tighter to make her go faster, like the throttle on your motorcycle.

I was almost there so I gave her the double gasser and she hit top speed!

by Tommy Boy56 June 2, 2018

Double Shazzam

when you cum  and shit at the same time

"dude You just fuckin double shazzamed on my toilet"

by M.r.T. September 27, 2008

double sheeter

Look at L sheeter. They are just bigger than normal spliffs.

Double sheeters are great

by Craig \'bud smoke inhaler\' November 4, 2003

Double drink

When you take a drink of something, but then realize it wasn't what you were expecting.

I took a drink of my 7-up, but then realized it was water. Talk about a double drink!

Man: Why does this pepsi taste like milk?
Friend: Take another drink man, you got Double Drink'd!

by NightdesertHawkManguy August 14, 2011

Double Depression

When a person is diagnosed with depression only to learn that they cant afford the antidepressants that the doctor has prescribed.

I went to the doctor, he says that I am depressed. So I take my prescription to the pharmacy, only to find out that I cant afford the medication. I have double depression.

by Robyn Bankx January 11, 2011

double facebooking

when you're so bored whilst looking at facebook that your eyes just phase out and wander over your computer screen, until you notice your favorites toolbar and see the link to facebook and think 'ah, facebook; that will alleviate my boredom', and clicking it raises you mood ever so slightly until you realise you have in fact just double facebooked yourself.

Tom: 'dude, where were you last night? we had an awesome house party with about thirty people here, it was legendary'

Dick: 'what party?! no one told me about this! i thought you were having a quite evening in with harry!'

Tom: 'we were, but then we decided to have a party. sorry man i thought harry told you.'

Dick: 'i am so angry about this, last night i was so bored i ended up double facebooking myself like three times.'

by the fierce cactopus August 25, 2010