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David

David’s are the weird ass friends. Always saying some out of pocket shit and loves gay jokes. They watch a plentiful of loli porn and make a bit too much children jokes yet still say they aren’t a pedophile. They have a nice body but the face of a wonderful stallion. However they are a good friend and usually the best to hangover with. They never have good relations with people named “Josh”
Person 1: Yo David is for real a pedophile

Person 2: On god
by Crunchwrap June 16, 2022
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ben samuel david wilson

Typically a white that belives in ghost and his parents are a ghostbuster
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Davide

Tall, caring, smart and hilarious Italian every girl would swoon over. The type to want to talk to people on a deep level and enjoys alone time with you. Never a boring day talking to him, and is very good with words. Very loving and loyal, and is protective of the people he loves. Has really soft hair and always brings a smile on your face.
Girl 1: Davide is a sweetheart
Girl 2: He's my type!!
by Lililiz_ September 8, 2022
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Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.
Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.
by jessiluvsslayer June 4, 2018
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David

Biggest dick in the entire world rate 10/10 very loving and loves fat cock.supports friends and would suck them whenever they feel down in the feels.very caring
David loves cock in his mouth
by Chinglingling May 21, 2022
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David

David's a pretty tall dude. A skater at heart. At peace with everyone and everything. Universally beloved yet humble. Just a friendly wandering tree.
David: *appears*

Everyone: if it ain't my favorite cunt
by sassysassman November 21, 2021
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Davide

A fucking hot latino guy that always listens to metal with his headphones.
Omg look at that boy! He is a Davide
by Mamynam November 23, 2021
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