by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

A sexual activity that defines a man putting his genitalia into his partner's anus as they are excreting. The goal is to completely plug the hole and effectively win the "tug of war." If any excrement squishes out, the man loses and is covered in "mud."
"I heard Jon is pretty good at Muddy Tug of Wars"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
"No, I beat him last night, and he was super muddy"
by TugOfWarChampion August 14, 2016

Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.
by dalem246723 September 9, 2020

by queenelle_ January 19, 2023

The Russo-Persian Wars Were 5 Wars Between Iran and Russia, Spanning From The Years Of 1651-1828, The Dates Being 1651–1653, 1722–1723, 1796, 1804–1813, 1826–1828, In Order. The 1st Russo-Persian War Ended In Persian Victory During The Safavid Era, With The Second, Fourth and Fifth Resulting In Russian Victory, With The Third Being Status Quo Ante Bellum.
by SomeRandomEnthusiast June 4, 2023

The act of a significant other, by dressing slutty or skanky. In order to impress on the opposite sex that they wish for favors or items at no cost.
She told me that her and her friends are going on a tease war! I cant believe she would do that to me!
Dude, your girlfriend is competing in a tease war, you need to dump her.
Did you see the way she was dressed? Its obvious she is in a tease war.
Dude, your girlfriend is competing in a tease war, you need to dump her.
Did you see the way she was dressed? Its obvious she is in a tease war.
by The Wordster September 16, 2014

Call of Duty Cold War: The single most forgettable call of duty in the history of all things to exist.
by Andrew Tate's Bugatti February 20, 2023
