tom lucette

nerdy strange space obsessed guy who may be gay.

you are so Tom Lucette.

by James A. Lovell, Jr. April 16, 2014

Tom

A fat, ugly mess that no one will ever love. Everyone wishes he was dead and would stop taking up other peoples oxygen. No girl on planet earth will ever love him.

I’d love to be Tom.

by NotTomBiscuit November 22, 2021

Tom

A 12 year old boy with osgood shlatters and a big forehead who tends to be attracted to people with red glasses

“I’m such a tom” said the boy

by Harry weir October 24, 2019

Tom

Someone who exemplifies the qualities of a bird (usually flightless); a person with strong, bird-like tendencies

You know Tom? That guy is such a bird and so is his girl.

by Magic Rod November 23, 2021

Tom Harkin

A stuttering bastard that starts every sentence with the phrase "Ere' right". Finds it hard to get the right words out and most of the time will overthink everything he is saying. Most likely cries himself to sleep most nights cuddling a picture of Arsene Wenger

Tom Harkin: Type Of Person

Mum: "Who's crying upstairs"
Adam: "Who do you think it's obviously Tom"
Mum: "What's he thought about this time"

by BrettPoskett June 20, 2018

Tom

He’s got abs and everyone loves him and isn’t ginger and a massive cock and sucks himself off

Wow look at Tom sucking himself off

by Prettychillybilly September 15, 2020

Tom

Tom is a simp

Don’t be like Tom

by E045 November 22, 2021