Jelly cream pie

like a regular cream pie, but the woman is on her period. So it looks like a lil Debbie jelly cream pie.

I had a jelly cream pie for breakfast and my mouth still taste like salty pennies

by BFrick January 26, 2021

Cherry Cream Ale

When you use a can of beer like a fleshlight and then ejaculate into it, then mix it up and offer it to your girlfriend.

GF: "Hey Babe can you get me a drink?"
You: "Yeah sure, you want a Cherry Cream Ale?"
GF: "Sure? I don't remember us getting them but I'll try one."
You: "Okay, give me 5 minutes. And maybe turn up the music."

by fufck January 1, 2024

ice cream

when you engage in sexual intercourse with ice, and it creams in your mouth.

damn. fred gave me ice cream last night. feelin good.

by xxxegirluwuxd June 23, 2021

Bobbing for Cream

The act of giving a blow job.

I get so sick of bobbing for cream; it seems like that's all Bill wants anymore ...

by Torgprom December 2, 2010

Cream

When you are trying to say something is cool. Another word for sick, cool, or nice.

"Yo bro that new sweater is cream as shit"
"Thanks bro"

by dapprst April 21, 2023

corned cream

a type or cream which is made when dry cured and thus corned

hey michael, i just corned some cream, you want it with some nachos. corned cream is cream which i cured

by mr terrific April 25, 2023

Cock Cream Donut

When a woman eats a donut off a man’s big sexy dick, then proceeds to give him head. The gentleman then cums onto said donut and forces the woman to eat the remainder of the donut covered in his jizz.

The nice man offered the woman a cock cream donut after she sucked his big delicious dick.

by dirtydeeds29 June 28, 2021