by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011
Get the Straight pop a duecemug. Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020
Get the Straight Cabbagemug. I'm so devastatingly straight, the fact that I'm still attracted to men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
by Erwin D'Magnificent April 17, 2021
Get the devastatingly straightmug. Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.
Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
Get the unfortunately straightmug. by Bool a nigger 9000 March 19, 2018
Get the straight booled onmug. Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022
Get the beat a straight daymug. The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.
Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!
Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”
Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”
Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”
Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”
Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021
Get the Straightmug.