by Bool a nigger 9000 March 19, 2018
Get the straight booled onmug. (as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
by Raizkii April 14, 2025
Get the Straight Man Syndromemug. The sexuality straight is when any gender likes only men. You don’t have to be a woman to be straight, you can be genderfluid, Demi girl and boy, non-binary, agender, and more! Men loving men isn’t straight since it’s the same gender so that is the sexuality called gay.
Mary(non-binary and likes men)- I’m straight actually so please don’t call me gay!
Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”
Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”
Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
Emily(bisexual and female) “you’re gay!! Your non-binary liking men, that’s still gay!”
Mary—“I’m not gay, liking only men equals to you being straight.”
Emily—“thanks for telling me! I didn’t know that, sorry if I offended you!”
by the educated scarlet December 21, 2021
Get the Straightmug. Beat a straight day is a day where you can beat any person, male/female who is attracted to the opposite sex. This occurs every year on the 27th of February.
by mikeoxlongrvanurs June 25, 2022
Get the beat a straight daymug. by InternationalViagra October 24, 2023
Get the Super Straightmug. what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*
by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021
Get the super straightmug. crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)
“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!
by anonymous August 2, 2021
Get the how to be straightmug.