Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale
by Head @$$ April 28, 2017
The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
by Clubboy November 24, 2023
"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam
by Coon36 July 06, 2022
Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation
by Coon36 July 07, 2022
I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam
by RagTagPig October 30, 2020
The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.
by Yetteus May 25, 2022