Sam Zhang

Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale

Bro you are such a Sam Zhang.

by Head @$$ April 28, 2017

Sam LaPorta potty

The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan

The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.

by Clubboy November 24, 2023

A Sam

Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.

"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam

by Coon36 July 06, 2022

A Sam

Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation

"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"

by Coon36 July 07, 2022

A sam

A sam is a friend of yours that you only met through a friend.

I met Michael on SAMP we are friends. Michael introduced me to his friend Sam who I am now also friends with. That is A sam

by RagTagPig October 30, 2020

Sam Seaton

Gay very gay

You stupid Sam Seaton

by Sam Seaton November 20, 2019

Sam Powel

The biggest forehead known to man. It's an urban legend that the original planes were landed on it. America has declared war on Sam Powel as the oil levels are through the roof.

I reckon I could land a minicomputer on Sam Powel.

by Yetteus May 25, 2022