POTATO

an adjective used to describe a person acting stupid or dense.

Grace, you are being a potato by eating that twinkie

by 20shrea April 25, 2019

derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.

'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!

by ladiedadiedaah March 19, 2016

Potatoe

Potatoe but with an e

Potatoe e

by S uhsbhubhus October 17, 2020

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

potato

a godly being created by time and space or something.

a heaven awaits for those who appreciate it

Sorry, I can’t go to your house tomorrow. I must worship thy potato.

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022

The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

bene potato

A potato. What Did you expect?

Your such a potato. No I am a Bene Potato.

by anonymous March 8, 2022