Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).

"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"

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Porn famous

Becoming famous and we'll know through pron videos and pictures.

Shes hot 😏🤫🤤. She is even hotter in her pictures duh that's why shes porn famous

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Porn

Porn is how you get horny it well just sex

but on the web that's all

I am going to watch porn to get horny or be better at having sex

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VR Porn

The most brilliant thing ever invented. Good with a synced auto-masturbator

Yo last night I banged some thotty onlyfans girl with VR Porn

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Plankton Torture Porn

Like a Squidward Torture Porn, only with Plankton as the victim.

Any Spongebob episode where Plankton is the primary character is bound to be a Plankton Torture Porn.

While they are similar to Squidward Torture Porns, they also have differences. Both Squidward and Plankton are supposed to be "unlikeable" but are actually very popular, for example.

The main difference is that while SOME (very few) STP's are actually entertaining, PTP's are never funny. This is because they didn't start until AFTER the show had hit rock bottom (Seasons 6-7). "One Coarse Meal" is unquestionably the worst PTP and arguably the worst episode in the series alongside "A Pal For Gary".

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