whip it out like LBJ 

When a male unzips his fly and 'whips out' his penis, thus demonstrating how big he is. This can also refer to any situation where a male takes his dick out.

This expression refers to the legendary press conference where, when asked why the U.S. continued to fight the Vietnam war, President Lyndon Johnson "unzipped his fly, drew out his substantial organ, and declared, 'this is why!'"

For the metaphorical meaning, see dick waggling contest

Spencer: Dude, what do you do when people say that your dick isn't that big?
John: I just whip it out like LBJ, fool.

whip it out like LBJ by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

Smells like shit 

Used to describe a very bad thing, usually, but not always, involving a vile smell.

Also an all encompassing insult

1. Dude, what's wrong with you? Your breath smells like shit!
2. Hey Graham, your face smells like shit!
3. She cheated on her boyfriend? That situation smells like shit to me...

Smells like shit by Milli Vanilli May 16, 2006

Sweating like a whore in church

Sweating a whole lot, most likelly out of nervousness.

Did you see Jamie when he had to make his presentation? He was sweating like a whore in church!!

Sweating like a whore in church by Incendia Lupus November 3, 2008

Wrong like the air in Hong Kong 

Due to the high pollution levels in Hong Kong, the phrase "wrong like the air in Hong Kong" is used to describe a situation or state of well being that exhibits an air of unhealthiness.

The former British colony is affected by two sources of air pollution. One is local street level pollution, emitted primarily by diesel vehicles. The second is regional smog, caused by a combination of pollutants from motor vehicles, industry and power plants both in Hong Kong and the Pearl River Delta region.

The Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Government gives high priority to controlling both street level air pollution and smog; however, it still remains "wrong like the air!"

Friend 1: How are you feeling today?

Friend 2: Wrong like the air in Hong Kong!

Friend 3: What happened at that party?

Friend 4: It was Hong Kong! Wrong like the air!

Wrong like the air in Hong Kong by Phillip W Evans December 6, 2006

deep like kelly

A phrase used when talking to a batter in baseball. To encourage your player to hit a homerun....you yell to them "go deep like Kelly." Kelly refers to Jim Kelly throwing to a deep ball to Andre Reed.

Hey, Will...Go deep like Kelly

deep like kelly by Derek Craig May 14, 2007

pimpin like the hair on marge simpson 

way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.

"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"

pimpin like the hair on marge simpson by michael achuta January 9, 2008

tastes like cum 

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

tastes like cum by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008