Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war

Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law

by Newton Hater February 13, 2023

Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide

Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)

by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022

co-granduncle-in-law

The husband of one's grandparent-in-law's sister.

My co-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Cousin Davey's Law

As an online discussion about gun control grows longer, the probability that a Republican will mention crime in Chicago approaches 1. When this occurs, the Republican has lost the argument.

Assault weapons must be banned.
They are banned in Chicago. How is that working out for you Dems. - Cousin Davey
You just lost the argument under Cousin Davey's Law.

by idyt May 15, 2018

pibling-in-law

1- Pibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's pibling.

My pibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

In-laws

Folks whom are now acquainted with you via marriage to spouse.

Folks whom also swing by on a moments notice & stay entirely too long.

Clem: The ol' lady just told me the in-laws are coming in for 2 weeks.

Hank: That's a pisser, let's go get some beers.

by Urbanasaurus76 February 5, 2021

Jule's Law

For any group text you participate in, an equivalent group exists without you in it.

Jule's law asserts the group text with my 4 friends (5 people total) also exists with me removed (4 people total).

by slumberlust June 29, 2021