Hit and run journalism

When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, and you don't issue an apology, simply keep on reporting on other stories that won't pan out either.

Did I just invent hit and run journalism?

by Sexydimma September 27, 2022

Hit your hit

To hit your hit is to hit the person that your partner is hitting on, especially if they know that your parter is taken already. The best place to hit their hit is their hit’s head.

If you fuck up and I find out the truth, not only will I murder you, I will also hit your hit if i find out that she knew that you had me.

If you cheat it will result in you being buried and I might even hit your hit too.

by bitch with the good hair July 6, 2022

Hit the escape button

to kill yourself or to exit life and reality

"You should hit the escape button"

by Fieryfury March 29, 2022

hit the quan

hitting a person, that is spanish or hispanic, that is called juan. then dancing on their corpse saying HIT THE QUAN HIT THE QUAN

"hey quan, lets hit the quan in bedwars!

by OverlordKillahh April 6, 2020

Hit Jazz

A type of music or theme song for a character that on paper sounds like it shouldn't fit the character at all, but in execution, wraps back around to working entirely. Mostly by being a really, REALLY good song.

Person1: "Man I love the DBZ Fighterz soundtrack, especially Hit's theme!"

Person2: "The emotionless assassin character with a jazz theme? How does that make sense?"

Person1: "Exactly! It doesn't! But somehow it loops back around to making perfect sense! Who doesn't love a little Hit Jazz?"

by anonymous January 13, 2024

Hit me baby one more time

Jack Black sang it better.

Jack Black is goated. Did you hear he sang “Hit me baby one more time?”
Yeah. His version kicks Britany’s version’s ass.

by not a normal man December 8, 2024

Joining your hits

I go where you go.

“What are your plans tonight?” “I’m joining your hits!”

by Ktbswagg November 2, 2021