Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

Gender Identity

An excuse for heroes to make themselves more gay by being themselves.

What is your Gender Identity?
Demigod. Don't mis gender me, you blight.

by DisKorruptd March 3, 2024

Gender Stereotypes

basically a view where certain roles are expected on girls and boys. for example, young girls are expected to like barbies and ponies, while young boys are expected to like cars and dinosaurs. for clothing, women and girls are expected to wear skirts and dresses, while boys and men are expected to wear pants and trousers. gender stereotypes may affect a childs views.

gender stereotypes look like this:

"lana: broooo I GOT MY ASS WHOPPED BY MY AUNT JUST FOR WEARING PANTS???"

mike: "my friends all called me gay just because i liked barbies and wanted to be in ballet???"

james: "i was slapped by my dad for just wearing a dress!"

isabella: "some girls asked me why do i have a spiderman backpack at school today....."

by randomlightskinnedblackkid March 11, 2024

gender

A disgusting creation by bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms. Occasionally takes form as toxic masculinity or femininity. Can be harnessed and used positively though!

"Jen rejected her assigned gender, and now presents as her real self."

"Gender is boring."

by jenjen puppygirl March 12, 2024

Genderblivion

The oblivion of circular logic present when your friends fall into a diametrically opposed debate on gender, where no conclusive stance is reached and nobody agrees or knows who the hell still has a penis by the end of it.

Dave: Dude, you putting the chicken on the barbeque ?
Steve: Don't call me dude ! My name is Shirley !...And why the fuck does this urban dictionary entry name me Steve?!!!!

(Steve's dick falls out from under his mini skirt)

Dave: Cos that's your name dude. It's been your name since you were a baby. Besides, you need better underwear...(while pointing at Steve's dick)
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: Screw you dude! Having a dick doesn't mean I'm not a girl. Stop beings transphobic!
Dave: Sure dude...I mean dudette ??? Fuck - I don't know. Can you just stop following my 12 year old daughter and her friends into the changeroom at Sportworld? Please? They're all super creeped out and think you're a pervert.
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: I have a right to change where I want!....and fuck this urban dictionary writer - My name is Shirley !!

(Dave's wife Penelope steps out onto the patio, quite upset...)

Penelope: What the hell? Have you guys just been sitting out here in genderblivion for the past 30 minutes? !! I told you to put the chicken on the barbeque a long time ago and the guests will be here anytime now !
Steve/Shirley/Who the fuck knows: I'M NOT A GUY ! .....FUCK !!!

(Steve's penis is still poking out from under his mini skirt)

Everybody : Huh ???!!!????

by Shyboy72 March 23, 2024

Gender

Determines role in mating.

My gender is male.

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Gender Envy

It's the feeling trans peeps get when they look at somebody and have envy on how that person looks or shows. I would say it's like seeing some cis guy just living his life but at the same time your biggest dream (having that body)

Person 1: i thought it was a crush…
Person 2: …but?
Person 1: it was actually gender envy. I need that body. I know it sounds childish and shallow, but it isn't.

by Álvero April 24, 2024