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dancing on my dick

fucking a lot without giving a brothas penis much time to relax.
Man,In my thirties I, was dancing on my dick.
by GHerringbone December 29, 2015
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dance of thieves

A book.

A good one.

It’s actually a duology. Dance of thieves and Vow of thieves. A YA fantasy with queendoms and kingdoms. With sneaky and overpowering rulers with wavering trust and loyalties all trying to do anything to specifically help them and/or their kingdom/queendom/dynasty. And all of this adds to the plot.

The books follows Kazi and Jase. The two love interests and switch between POVs throughout the book. It’s an enemies to lovers trope and consists of betrayal with it . It’s amazing. Go read it
Dance of thieves was written by Mary E. Pearson
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dancing in the shower

when you have music on, you're in the shower, and you dance. also a great way to break your back!
"did you hear?"

"hear what"

"brandon broke his back!"

"how????"

"he was dancing in the shower"

"ah"
by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016
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Dance Coach

1. The guy that controls everything
2. Someone who teaches dance
Girl 1: ugh why is he always in charge
Girl 2: because he’s a Dance Coach
by tvchuu March 20, 2022
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Stand Dancing

Dancing in place without lifting your feet.
Most common in straight white men in their 40's.
Ronnie was pick-pocketed on the N train while he was stand dancing in the aisle.
by GLNO October 20, 2014
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dance candy

The mood-altering drugs people take at parties to unwind and chill or to lose control.
I've been at this party for 2 hours and beer ain't cutting it, so I'm going to try some dance candy. I want to get my freak on pronto. quaaludes, ecstasy, MDMA, Molly, chill, party, hallucinate, drugs, memory loss, roofies
by joecoolthefool August 17, 2015
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scrotum dance

Scrotum Dance is when you squat so slightly while naked untill you have a bonner without toching your penis. After that keep squatting utill your cock keeps tapping your ball sack and turns you on. (Getting other people to flop around you cock for you works too!) Some say it helps sooth the mind of all IRL thoughts, and replaces them with sexual thoughts.
by JackkyJK69 October 17, 2013
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