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Creamed

When you fuck up your chances with hoes by being vagina repellent
Joe 1: Bro did you see how Chris creamed that shit
Joe 2: yeah that fag Aint ever finna get pussy
by ketaminerocks69 November 23, 2019
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birthday cream

Semen; jizz, other ejaculated substances
Jeez, Jonny, I didn't expect you to give me THAT much birthday cream.
by The Formuoli March 24, 2016
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Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.
Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!
by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024
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Cream Canal

a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.
While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.
by QueenB85 February 3, 2017
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Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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Daddy cream

When you finally get the whipped cream bottle after your dad when making a sundae just to find out he’s used every last drop.
Guy 1: Yo your sundae is weak as fuck boy!
Guy 2: My dad passed me some daddy cream ass shit
by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022
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Cream Dev

There’s only One dev, To cream, Three words, For you. It’s Cream Dev.
Person 1: Cream dev, Crean dev, Cream dev...
Person 2 (joining in): ...CREAM DEV, CREAM DEV
by Cargon February 20, 2020
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