Chris

Fat fucking pig, no bitches, only guys. Eats way to much mcdonalds.

Oh hey Chris, are you playing ping pong again you fat fuck, stop eating for once.

by olch May 30, 2022

Chris Wallis

When you got something funny up your ass.

You know you got something funny up your ass when Chris Wallis has been here.

by Experiment626 February 20, 2020

Chris Pine

Actor and Usually a potheads always productive gangster and a gentleman

This nigga Chris Pine brazy

by Christopher pine November 23, 2021

The ! Chris Method

When a Group Buy lacks of funds you use The ! Chris Method to help the Group Buy raise funds for the song that is currently being group bought.

Although it is similar to the Famous Shas Method this one is different. As in this ! Chris claims to be an insider but puts out false information to a community.

“Yo! That dude says Carti is dropping with Lil Uzi Vert.”
“No, bro hes just using The ! Chris Method”
“Ohhhhhh, I get it now he’s just a fake insider”

by CartiHubDictionary October 5, 2023

Chris

A long dick ass nigga

Is your boyfriend a Chris or nah?

by BabayWtat April 10, 2024

A message to Chris Williamson

Go fuck yourself Chris. IF MY ACTION does not REMEDY WHAT YOU, THE YOUTUBERS, AND THE PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE DOING... TO ME... THEN THE END RESULT OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME... WILL BE THE RETALIATORY MURDER OF A CHILD... I WILL NOT LET YOU USE THIS TO FORCE ME TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT ALIGNS WITH YOUR VALUES.

Hym "So, there is a message to Chris Williamson. He is a piece of shit. When I murder your kid, make sure he does not escape his culpability in the act he provoked. Him and the rest of the filth. I will not learn any lessons. I will not be held accountable. I will murder a child."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2024

Chris

Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...

"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."

by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021