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Hitler's Balls

Hitler killed himself during WWII when Germany was surrounded. When his body was found, it was confirmed he only had one ball. To this day, we still don't know where that one testicle went.
History Teacher: Then after D-Day, when the Allies surrounded Germany, Hitler's body was found in a ditch after he killed himself.

Student: Um, you forgot to mention he was found with only one ball. You know, Hitler's balls.
by Seashelp July 25, 2016
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Ball Leech

An individual that loves to suck a dude’s balls. Exceptionally talented at the art of ball sucking.
Maggie is such a ball leech. She almost sucked my balls off the last time she was also giving me an old fashioned.

Natalie is such a slutty ball leech. She pulled a train with three guys and they all ball stuffed her at the same time.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2020
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Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.
Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇
by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022
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Ear balls

Where music has a fun party time
The music was having a party in my ear balls
by bluecupcake July 27, 2019
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mermaid balls

fleshy sac located between the dorsal fin and flipper
Hey Matt, check out those ginormous mermaid balls.
by bweiser21 February 20, 2015
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ceo of balls

a woman who has a small knife and takes your balls with it
Person 1: ayo have you seen the ceo of balls?
Person 2: yeah bro she cut my balls off
by ceo of cbt September 17, 2021
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Dodge-Balls

A game (for men) where you masturbate sitting up and right before climax, point the tip of your dick up at your face and try to dodge your cum as it shoots up at your face. Edging yourself adds difficulty.
Yo, I was playing Dodge-Balls last night and totally jizzed in my own mouth!

You guys coming to play Dodge-Balls tonight? It's gonna be a BLAST.
by J'Cari October 2, 2021
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