Third balling

When a guy wipes back to front by accident and gets a turd stuck to his balls

Turk: I was wondering what that smell was for hours, found out I was third balling

by Dontneednone January 24, 2017

ball buttering

After shaving the scrotum. To apply moisturizer - Ball Buttering

Steve has a Ball Buttering each morning ensuring a smooth and supple scrotum.

by SteBathboy December 8, 2019

Ball shoving

The act of shoving your balls up into your body to make yourself excited. This is temporary so boys can do this or have real fun.

Why is he going ball shoving?

by Aid_Master_Mind_Surendertail December 16, 2019

laser balls

When your balls are so radiated with red light that anyone can see those shiny testicles through your pants, underwear or penis.

"Yo, you gotta get that checked out. Why are you yourself decorated for Christmas with those red lights?"
"Well, I got laser balls."

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

snot ball

when a man picks his nose then cums on the snot/boogers to form a ball. then he or someone else continues to eat it.

“Yeah dude i gave Daniel a snot ball yesterday”

by cupidissasimp January 23, 2020

Ballin on these balls

When you are playing basketball and one person climbs on the hoop and dips his balls through the net giving someone the Arabian goggles

Man1 he what where you doing last night?
Man2 I was ballin on these balls!😏
Man3 YA he did it to me!

by Iliketoeatcatz January 24, 2020

Ball is Life

When your life is consumed with the game. You coach 5 teams, you coach your kids, you are always in a gym, you are always driving to a gym, you've been in every gym in your state, you eat sleep drink breathe the game. You have an extreme appreciation for the game, teaching the game, respecting the game and what it can do to positively influence young lives.

Coached practice after school and 2 games back to back in 2 different gyms. 7 days a week....... Ball is life.

by Bball Coach 365 March 29, 2020