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Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.
Brenda: Ew.
Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.
Brenda: Ew.
Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.
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I had my arm around my girlfriend last night, so I decided I should be Pulling A Booger. She was amused, but her parents didn't enjoy such conduct at the dinner table.
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John would be a wealthy and happy man but he owns The White Booger so he is cursed to be poor and miserable!!
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