Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Tom C

A really hot guy that gets mega pussy and all the bitches love him.

He makes any girl wet when he walks in the room

Girl 1: Wow, that guys so hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, my pussy is so wet right now
Girl 1: Same.
Girl 2: I think its Tom C

by Big Daddy Cock Blocker August 3, 2024

Tom felton

A great actor

"Dude, Tom Felton is such a great actor!"

by hihipotterhead August 8, 2024

Tom Braddy

Person who enjoys vore roleplays with a 13 year old dragon. om nom nom sharax was real yummu

"ur actually like tom braddy right now bro"

by Sigmamantoilet5 August 10, 2024

Tom Braddy

Person who enjoys vore roleplays with a 13 year old dragon. om nom nom sharax was real yummy

"ur actually like tom braddy right now bro"
"braddy braddy go away rizz up kids another day"

by Sigmamantoilet5 August 10, 2024

Tom

Lame bitch

I’m going to shit on Tom’s doorstep.

by anonymous August 10, 2024

Tom

Tom is a piranha

Urghh that Tom is a smelly fish

by Stankyfarts February 23, 2023