Sam

The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.

Sam: hey I love you shoes, I hope you loose your feet.”

Victim: “oh thank you?”

by Sanihano January 26, 2022

Sam

Slow as hell when you walk to school

Sam is slow

by Tozic fog January 25, 2019

Sam X Zachery

Sam and Zachery are destined to be together.

Sam x Zachery are good friends they should get together

by manman1750 March 25, 2024

Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

sam bensley

Well Sam bensley is a great guy who is caring about the people they love and care about. He doubts themselves alot and may question your relationship with them but they will come around and realise it was all in there head.

Wow Sam bensley is a really good friend.

by ChurM8 October 20, 2019

sam

A fucking cute ass dude i met on omegle

"sam really do be looking cute tho"

by jakey.wakey_ April 9, 2020

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020