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Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.
You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!
by help i’m being held hostage February 21, 2020
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Jailhouse Hair Dye

Hair dye made with kool aid or other candy/drink mixes in prison because inmates aren’t allowed actual hair dye
She had red jailhouse hair dye when she got out of prison.
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Pineapple Hairs

the green stems at the top of a pineapple~~ (idea from Anix on YouTube, he wanted it in the dictionary)
“this pineapple hairs are so long!”
by Bob the Builder :p June 16, 2020
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sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star
Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair
by marktween May 10, 2015
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national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘
hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???
by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023
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Hair booze

AIGHT GNG IMAGINE IF WE TOOK THE 2 MOST ENTHRALLING, MESMERIZING CREATIONS OF THE DEITY OF SWAG- ONE BEING THE NOURISHING, SILKEN SMOOTH REJUVENATING AND REFRESHING SHAMPOO, THE OTHER BEING THE LIFEBLOOD OF THE SWAG WAY OF LIFE- BEER. BEER IS THE PATH, THE LIGHT, THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS. WHATEVER QUESTIONS BEER CANNOT ANSWER, CAN BE ANSWERED ONLY BY OUR MOST SACRED HENESSY XO. ANYWAYS IMAGINE ADDING BOOZE TO A SHAMPOO BAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES GONN GET FADED EVERY MORNING, HAIR BOOZE CAN BE USED TO NOURISH HAIR, TO DRINK, TO LUBE UR DIH TO USE IN ANY SWAG WAY U PLEASE AHAHAHAHA HAIR BOOZEEEEEE
peebhas- *is in a genuine dilemma as a major problem has arisen in his relationship and is desperate to seek counsel for his misery* (for context this happens every 2 days so it is not something alarming)
meanwhile peenoy- *booted off his ass and totally done with ts* Hair boozee3EEE33EE3333EE AAHAHAHAHAHAHHA MY HAIR FOLLICLES DONE GET FADED EVERY MORNING
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Braiding Hair Extensions

Braids are a great protective style for natural hair. Braiding hair is an easy and fun hairstyle. It's one of the most versatile hairstyles around, right up there with ponytails and buns. And braiding hair extensions can add a lot to your outfit, turning you from drab to fab in seconds.
Braiding hair extensions are perfect for women who love to experiment with their hair. Braiding hair extensions can be used for any relaxed or protective hairstyle.
by lesmarjan15 April 6, 2022
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