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what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs
Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.
by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022
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Egg

The best thing to exist in the entirety of mankind.
An egg is the most efficient way to eat children, while I usually like eating human fetuses I do enjoy me a good egg.
I love eggs almost as much as I love committing tax evasion!
by DieselDeletus December 13, 2022
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since eggs

Term meaning the earliest thing in existence.
Man1: When did you get those shoes?
Man2: Oh these? I've had these since eggs.
by Mango Rubicoon February 6, 2017
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Egg launcher

A very derogatory way to tell someone that they are a day white who has had multiple children with multiple men.
by Egg Launcher December 6, 2017
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egg set go

Egg set go is a brand selling liquid whole eggs. People have lazy ass these days, so we are here for a quick option to make your eggs right
To make your eggs yummy and delicious here’s egg set go
by Dieoweirj November 23, 2021
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egg water

Something you call a person when they're acting very immature or childish.
"egg water" refers to the liquid in an egg (the yolk or the white), calling a person "egg water" implies that they're acting like as if they just recently hatched from an egg (a.k.a they're acting like a baby or immature kid).

The word is also a twist on the word "dog water", replacing "dog" with "egg" to give it a slightly different meaning.
Example 1
Friend 1: "Waaaahh! This is NOT FAIR! This game sucks! Stop being better than me!"
Friend 2: "Man, stop being egg water, it's just a game."

Example 2
Friend 1: "Dude, I've got the most genius idea." Proceeds to draw a giant penis on a wall with graffiti.
Friend 2: "Dude, this is so egg water, couldn't you think of something like a joke with a punchline?"
by C_Corpze May 14, 2024
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Egg in the Sock

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal
Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock
by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025
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