Floptropican War of 2023

In 2023, a brutal war committed by Da Boyz to end floptok was started, with the help of Duolingo, Da Boyz thought they ate, but Jiafei and her army ended Da Boyz. Da Boyz, unfortunately, have a country called DaBoyzia

Jiafei: DaBoyzia is dangerous for Floptropicans due to discrimination after the Floptropican War of 2023
CupcakKe: Oh no

by TheYassifacationOfChildren April 14, 2024

war

peace

btw freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength

war is peace -oceanian government

by A really big weirdo August 26, 2025

Fog of war

The foggy feeling in your head the morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Man I feel dizzy from drinking too much last night, really feeling the fog of war this morning.

by Phantom41889 June 1, 2017

Cold War

A three culture Devil's Threesome. The woman is from Europe (preferrably germany). One male from russia and the other one from america. During the act both male participants have to try to surpass the opponent male in endurance and skill. The challenge ist to goad each other so hard that the woman ends up mental and physical destroyed.

"Hey bud, look at dat fine arse of her. We definitely need to wreck her during the Cold War"

by MrSwagoto June 21, 2017

War wohl nix

Passive-aggressive confession of failure.

"War wohl nix"
-"War echt nix"

by Lenosapiens April 14, 2018

dot war

When you're instant messaging someone and there's no conversation going anywhere, so you just send dots back and forth until a conversation picks up.

Chris: ...

Samantha: ...

Chris: ......

Samantha: we can dot war all night dude....

by NotWithStupid June 4, 2009

World War I

The time period of era where everything went chaos due to only one good ol' cause;
cupidity and selfishness between major european countries.(well done to Britain, Russia and Germany!)

Son: Mom, what's World War I? It sounds like a bad word..
MOM: That's just a nonsense son. You don't have to care about it now - it's NOT EVEN gonna happen in the future, anyway.
Son: Really? What about that crazy old grandpa with a shitty orange face?
MOM: Who are you talking about? Did you mean some guy who usually appears at a Walmart commercial?
Son: No.. he was wearing a uniform.. and said he's "gonna make our country great again.".
MOM: oh... NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A World War 3.

by godverwatch May 8, 2017