dirty escobar

The act of dumping cocaine into a strippers ass, then having them fart it into your face.

Mr. Lonnie and Mrs. Lonnie found a bag of cocaine in the woods and decided that the dirty Escobar is the responsible thing an adult would do.

by Mr. Lonnie October 4, 2017

Dirty doran

When you can't get laid so you just masterbate and cry.

Man, I wish I could get laid. I just did a dirty doran all night.

by Biggdolan April 1, 2020

Dirty Ilhan

There's nothing dirty about Ilhan, just a good looking individual.

Omg Stacey, do you see that dirty Ilhan over there?

by Cünt April 16, 2020

Dirty Morton

The act of one taking a large sip of coke while simultaneously having their best friend smack their belly in a McDonald's Play Place while doing the floss.

I did a Dirty Morton.

by Beeg nene May 17, 2020

Dirty Minyard

Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.

Dirty

I can’t charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard last week.

by Jbrooksie711 June 26, 2023

dirty soul

dirty soul:cocain mixed with partim salt and less baking soda and cinnamon flavor

''on da coach i got da uzi an on my fidit gots a capitol yellow p/ounces of dirty soul in my hoody''

by ruger-montana February 19, 2007

Dirty Shivana

When you bang your bitch in the shower with a bar of soap in her ass hole while you penetrate her vaginer with your millimeter defeater.

Oh man she was such a dirty Shivana in the shower last night

by Tw3rp October 21, 2020