tit text

The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.

My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.

by ChiefBomb March 27, 2015

Acne tit

a girl with acne around her breast area/

That girl mad acne tits.

by Ryan balch November 13, 2012

Race Tits

A Women race car driver that drives without a shirt on

Race tits just drove by

by Princess sprinkles Glitter October 10, 2018

Tit-Fit

When a Female or sometimes a male have no control over the way there boobs bounce or jiggle while running or casually walking.

Oh man Wendy had a total tit-fit during gym class.

by Im just a person. August 10, 2010

Tater tits

Deceptivly saggy tits that look like lumpy mashed taters when exposed.

Hey tater tits, get me a beer.

by Whiteside cove May 15, 2018

tits North

Laying flat on one's back with both breasts facing upward towards the ceiling. Can be used interchangeably with South, West and East; laying on one's stomach, left side, or right side, respectively.

There I lay, tits North, fantasizing about how I would quit my job and tell my boss to go screw.

by plow girl May 25, 2014

knee tits

Larger than average people with fat legs have overhanging lard on the inner knee area that resemble breasts.

Check out the knee tits on her!!

by Breardog August 17, 2016