When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.
My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.
by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020
Get the Crash moneymug. by Please candy March 6, 2022
Get the Moneymug. Hym "Because you've been trying to build it for 20 years! Without the theory... MY THEORY you have been throwing money into the trash bin for years. I actively prevent the continuation of that waste by being better and more intelligent than everyone. AND... Your input is contingent on MY input. My input literally exists in a vacuum. Without the theory you don't have a thing dump money into. There is no counter-veiling theory. The one you are using NOW and the one is Singapore that is 100x faster are both my theory. You are paying for the money saved."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2025
Get the Money savedmug. by jokera March 18, 2022
Get the dank Moneymug. A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.
Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account
Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“
This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.
This makes you a money mule.
What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account
Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“
This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.
This makes you a money mule.
What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
Get the money mulemug. Dog money is a lighthearted way to refer to Dogecoin, a cryptocurrency based on the doge meme. Originating from the famous Shiba Inu behind the meme named, Kabosu.
by tunamode December 21, 2022
Get the Dog moneymug. by dudeson1987 August 28, 2025
Get the baseball moneymug.