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memo money bitch

Someone who memorizes someone else's debit card code to use it irl or online without having the physical card.
It can also be someone who secretly writes down the code on a note and keeps it.
- "How the f*ck did you buy all this?!!"
- "I stole my bf's debit card, wrote down his code and pulled it back in his wallet." *winks*
- "OMFG you are such a memo money bitch!"
by ARMYhyung2k13 May 31, 2018
mugGet the memo money bitchmug.

I got the money.

I got the dough it's time to go.I got the money.
Loop
by Richway October 30, 2021
mugGet the I got the money.mug.

Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
mugGet the Money Turtlemug.

Money

Money, get away

Get a good job with good pay and you're okay

Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream

Think I'll buy me a football team
Money, get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack
Money, it's a hit

Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set

And I think I need a Lear jet

Money, it's a crime

Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say

Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise
That they're giving none away
Away, away, way
Away, away, away
by Death Menace September 4, 2023
mugGet the Moneymug.

zakat money

A small amount of money.

Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.
-Friend: How much was that laptop?
-Me: Around 2000$.

-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.

-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.
by Volto10 February 16, 2024
mugGet the zakat moneymug.

Shaving money

Admission of being another gullible marketing statistic of Gillette with no intention of changing.

From when you received the mac3 razor for free in the mail upon turning 18, going on to spend ass-loads on razors for the rest of your life.
"Honey please, were on a budget, can you please not pay $15 for 3 razor blades this time?"

"what the hell is a matter with you, I got the razor for free, I'm shaving money"
by Clean breaker April 23, 2009
mugGet the Shaving moneymug.

Butthole money sex

The action ordering three Big Macs and a six piece chicky nuggy and Varaciously stuffing it into your sphincter
Yo bro I’m about to do some good butthole money sex later wanna join
by Thatguy638 July 12, 2022
mugGet the Butthole money sexmug.

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