take a heard

To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.

I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.

by Zombiesanatomy October 7, 2022

Ur Papa Takes Cocka

The ultimate insult, there is no coming back. Even more insulting than “ur mom gay”, “ur daddy lesbian”, and “Ur Granny Tranny” all combined

Boy 1: Ur mom gay
Boy 2: Ur daddy lesbian
Boy 1: Ur granny is tranny
Boy 2: Ur Papa Takes Cocka
*insert ear rape music*
*boy 1 dies from being humiliated*

by UrDaddyLesbian March 11, 2018

Taking an L

Taking LSD (drugs, acid)

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L

by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022

Gol D Ramen Take

When Natedogg take meets Gold D Ramen. Gol D Ramen take is worse than Natedogg take.

Gol D Ramen: RDR2 >♾️ any ps exclusive.
When the Gol D Ramen take is more horrendous than a Natedogg take

by PapiToke January 19, 2023

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.

Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!

by moon_cricket August 17, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025