sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc

yo ngl u kinda sam parker jones

by samsosexy June 10, 2025

sam

a cat guy

person 1-HEY SAM sam-meow

by mycatdied July 7, 2021

Sam

A massive raging queer that wants just a little fuck. Loves pegging and will receive in any hole. He has a small cock and isn’t too tall himself.

Oh look it’s Sam he looks to have had a good pegging

by Sexy Dave 1304 January 22, 2020

Sam

A friend that makes significant, even heroic, effort to ensure your safety. Usage stems from Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, and his contributions to Frodo Baggins during their quest to destroy the One Ring.

"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."

by Sister_Mercury February 4, 2020

Sam

Please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Mathematical term please excuse my dear aunt sally meaning of Sam.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2025

Sam

When you take such a mean shit the stench it makes will have you puke in your mouth on the toilet or throw up completely.

I just took the meanest Sam of my fucking life i puked in my mouth!

by xWIXLeo November 15, 2023

Sam

One of the coolest girls you know, but usually a big slut on campus. Known to be the biggest homie hopper East of the Mississippi

That girl is chill, too bad she's a Sam

by H8ISMAN January 27, 2017