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retard

me: I am a retard
everyone: yes
by Unknown07724 February 2, 2025
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Retard

Someone who licks windows for a living because it makes them enjoy life. They are also delayed.
Lacey licks windows which means she is a retard
by Lickmispelotas July 14, 2019
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Retard

The type of people that use old and overused memes. Some examples of these people are people that use shrek memes, spongebob memes, and minion memes.
That redditor is a retard.
by TheSmartKidThatIsSmart May 31, 2021
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Retard

everybody who be posting this and there names🧨
your a retard for posting this
by retard28393 November 14, 2019
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Retarding

within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.

So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.

Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
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by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
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Retard

Something people whose names are Sam carry on the daily
Dude you're so retarded, hey dont say that sam is here!
by Tyrone Humphrey July 22, 2018
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Retarded

Some people say that it means slow but i think it means stupid as hell
Dude you are so friggin retarded get up and lets go
by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020
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