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im posting this while drunk

When you post something while under the influence of loneliness and boredom
Im posting this while drunk
by Owner of a local car November 11, 2022
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STOP POSTING

Used when you want somebody to stop posting something.
'STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!'
by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022
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What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor
The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
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Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
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post-nut hangover

The dread that hits when you realize you did some crazy horny shit last night
Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 23, 2022
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Post information age

If some are calling these days the most information ate, and journalists are the ones keeping people informed, that means at least some are the journalists are giving people bullshit instead of good information.
At least some of the journalists are keeping people misinformed, and not informed, if there is any truth to post information age.
by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021
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post my reply

to tell/text someone (preferable on youtube or in a conversation) that you alredy know my answer so, yea "post my reply"
some guy: dude haily and jeff are at the lovers arcade together, there dateing? averege joe: dude "post my reply" seriously. -_-
by Darkworrior assassin October 30, 2010
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