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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022
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Person

A friend you've known for years and still in a strong and close friendship.

A friend whose friendship is close but undescribable in a good way
Bob: What type of friends are you and Jordan?
Gianna: I can't explain our relationship. He's my person and our friendship is perfect.
by shxrt.stxff December 16, 2017
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Personality virus

An expression that defines when someone fits in too well with the relative circle they habit; someone who's but a shadow of everything that surrounds them, and showing no qualities outside the established norm; acting like a sponge to any influential stimuli they come across.
Nah, I dislike him because he suffers from personality virus.
by Blakedemon April 9, 2021
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