blur job

Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.

“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

“I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

ass job

when somebody sticks an object up your butt. it could be a tongue(rim job), finger, thumb, fist, dildo, vibrater, hamster, lava lamp, beer bottle, dick, anything will do.

torrez and ray love it when they get ass jobs...the more stuff you shove up there, the more they moan.

by Jodi Myers March 10, 2003

basket job

a person so dumb you can put them in a basket and leave them there for days.

that guy was such a basket job.

by oddkin January 11, 2005

face job

Cosmetic surgery such as a "nose job" or "boob job", only for the entire face. Used as an insult primarily.

Not you - "Hey, do I look ok?"

You - "boy/girl/man/woman/husband/wife, you totally need a face job. Like now."

by standingfrog January 4, 2011

stoke job

Similar in appearance to the douch bag. The stroke job can easily be spotted at the bar wearing his express for men dress shirt with a neck tie at 10:30 pm. Exercise caution when approaching the stoke job, although he will tell you he is in "sales" what he means is, "I sell airtime at verizon wireless on commission."

"Check out the Gordon Geko wanna be at the bar."

"No shit. Nice tie stroke job!"

"Also dude, I think those rimless sunglasses might be for women."

"Why do you say that?"

"They have heart shaped lenses."

by mams January 4, 2005

burn job

when a female takes a bunson burner and ignites her partner's ballsack and proceeds to jack him off at the same time

1.Holy shit dude my girl gave me a burn job and all the hair on my nuts is singed.

2.I was getting a burn job and my sack exploded!

by reagan89 December 7, 2006

rim job

when playing beer pong and the ball hits the rim of the cup

all Don is getting in this game are rim jobs.

by allisonthedopeshit March 29, 2007