In the winter a moose penis grows to epic proportions to rival all others in the animal kingdom. This allows moose to travel over ice safer having a fifth appendage to stablize.
That tall security guard over there is hung like a winter moose. I see the tip hanging out the bottom of his jeans.
by Moose expert guy September 12, 2021
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Examples of which are : getting stun by a wasp, having others affected by your bad luck, people not caring and many more.
Examples of which are : getting stun by a wasp, having others affected by your bad luck, people not caring and many more.
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Given to the highest rank of a person nicknamed Moose. This person is a great man in every way whether it’s sports, comedy or in the bedroom. It takes years to achieve the status of a Master Moose. Master Moose is typically a nickname for someone named Mustafah.
Hes been trying to hard to be a Master Moose. Maybe it’s because his name doesn’t have an H at the end!
by mosesmalone2424 November 23, 2021
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Vibes, looks and personality unmatched!!
Probably the coolest motherfucker in the whole galaxy.
There’s probably only one, if he’s out there.
Vibes, looks and personality unmatched!!
Probably the coolest motherfucker in the whole galaxy.
There’s probably only one, if he’s out there.
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