donkey 12

A large dick normally 12 inches or soo.

come sit on my donkey 12 Carice.

by XO_bish November 6, 2015

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

donkey shopping

Searching for dat ass

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.

by Pseudosaint October 6, 2016

Donkey

A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.

Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?

by Stewie374 July 14, 2016

Donkeybuttface

Stupid ass person

You donkeybuttface idiot!

by Uarechixkens June 9, 2016

donkeybuttface

An idiot with no brain

You donkeybuttface

by Uarechixkens June 9, 2016

Donkey Kick

Where a girl sucks your dick when your backwards and then kick her

DUDE, i donkey kicked that bitch

by DonkeyDick3126 June 9, 2016